GotABUMP.com Got A Bump™ - 1g Container (500mg Caffeine Per Vial) (2-Pack)

I'll try to be PG-13 here, but I'm also going to be unapologetically frank. Cause, c'mon. We're not reviewing a friggin hairnet or scooter or Teddy bear here. You are likely aware of what this item is none too subtly attempting to mimic.We all know why you're looking at this product. We all know why you're reading this review. We all know why you're contemplating putting this item into your cart. And, hey, I'm not judging you. Party on, Wayne.But...perhaps you have trepidations? Fear not. I am your guinea pig. Read on.First off, a warning: if you are sensitive to caffeine, BACK AWAY. This ain't for you, buddy. However, if you like - and can TOLERATE - coffee, caffeine pills/patches, gummies, and even energy drinks, etc, continue. And if you like a nice blizzard...well...read on.I was a little surprised at the efficacy of this product, especially given the low cost and ease of availability. I mean, it's on Amazon! How much more mainstream does that get? Plus...it's very reasonably priced!So, here's the lowdown.Yes, it does provide a substantial, initial boost. Yes, it is fun to use. Yes, it is inexpensive and it comes in cool packaging. It's NOT just a gimmick. It looks a lot like, well, something else...similar texture and color, although the taste/odor is a *bit* different. Mostly though, I was impressed.But here is the real reason you're reading this: how similar is it to the "other" stuff? You know...the illicit, white substance that can get you in real trouble with the long arm of the law? Does it FEEL similar? Is the experience comparable? Aside from aesthetics and even taste, smell, and texture, how does it make your BRAIN and BODY FEEL?For me, the answer is that, yes, this is quite close to the real you-know-what. Perhaps not precisely the same, but quite close...possibly identical in some cases, to some people, depending on various factors (this is a subjective matter, after all).While not an exact dupe, this is surprisingly similar. I repeat: this is mightily convincing. Like, impressively so. You get energy, motivation, AND euphoria. I would even venture to say that you could likely fool someone with this and they would think it was the real thing. Easily.Listen, just take it slow and use moderation. Make sure you've got four things under your belt before trying this: a good meal, at least a few hours of sleep, lots of hydration, and common sense (as in moderation and not mixing this with other substances). You might also want to have something on-hand if you suffer a panic attack, to bring you down easily. And if you indulge and it starts to become too much, back off. Don't do a ton of the product every hour. Pace yourself and use pea-sized amounts (or even smaller - less is more!) Don't be chasing fuzzy white caterpillars every ten minutes. It's really not necessary and will likely just waste the product and cause anxiety, thus ruining your experience and possibly endangering your health. And we don't want that, right? Also, I would limit this - AT MOST - to a few times a week.Do not use too often, as it could damage your nose or create an unhealthy dependency, or even contribute to adverse health effects (accumulatively speaking). But in moderation, I think it's fine.I will add this: to the people judging this product? No one is forcing it on you. It is legal, is is relatively safe, and it's made out of caffeine - basically coffee that you take into your system in a different way than drinking. If you don't have qualms with caffeine pills, this should not have you clutching your pearls. And, as much as I love a good cup of java, it can be hard on the stomach and bladder. Think about drivers and truckers that don't have the luxury of a lot of rest stops. This might be a more attractive option to them, as they don't constantly have to fill their bladder with a diuretic beverage and then desperately, gracelessly frolic into the woods to relieve themselves. Just another perspective on how to observe this product.This is a clever little item and I would recommend it for fun, socializing, experimentation, pleasure, and instant energy. Just use common sense, and RESPECT the fact that this is caffeine - and even caffeine, in too large doses, can be dangerous.Have fun and let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! :)

They take forever to ship out. Even if you pay the extra.. also bottles are not sealed, one time I received a bottle that was half empty. Oh and it sucks no affect whatsoever

This stuff is legit! It’s way better than I expected, didn’t think it would as affective as it was and I’m truly impressed and will be buying more!!

Not really getting anything from it it’s definitely a neat product I would not try it cause of my review. I do take a lot of caffeine intake and yes you definitely feel like you’re doing something wrong lol. Don’t really have a taste very light hint of minty scent light light and they send 100$ bill. Have fun yall.

Problem is they take too long to ship out. Plus all you need to do is buy a bottle of pure caffeine powder off of Amazon and a bottle of Inositol. 10 capsules one of caffeine to capsule of Inositol.And mix it all up and you could pour both of them out side by side and you would not know which one was which

Amazing product! This is brilliant in so many ways. I am a recovering addict and everyday is a battle. My energy levels are not what they used to he so I'm always looking for that extra boost and honestly my addiction was more toward the routine of the habit not necessarily the drug itself. So when I seen this is snortable I had to try it out. I'm beyond amazed at the texture, the taste and the instant energy boost and all I can do legally and safely. Even down to the bill thar comes with it, it's amazingly. I have already re ordered because it's beyond amazing!

This would be a nope. Spring in a bottle. Burn and no energy.

Freaking great super great omg pick me up, want to know what it’s like to do coke or meth legally than this is your stuff. No drops no runs and all the fun.